對話x2。
(一)With 同學DH,在前往日本史考場的途中。Me: Hey, you should read the timeline before we head over.
DH: Oh, okay... Hey, what's the Rape of Nanking?
Me: ......Are you serious? 你唔係呀話?
DH: Yeah I'm serious! Where's that? Korea?
Me: Uhm...... Have you ever heard of Peking Duck? Can't you see the connection?
DH: OHHHH... So it's in China?
Me: 係呀!
DH: Why rape the place?
Me: 你唔係Chinese黎既咩?Ever heard of 慰安婦?
DH: ......Not really...... Am I supposed to know?
Me: ......DUH!
結論:土生仔女就是偽教科書進行Propaganda的一個好對象。(誤)
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(二)With 我爸,在網上check in的時候發現了有換位的選項。
Me: 咦?有得換位喎原來。
Da: 係呀,你而家係33B,想唔想轉位?
Me: 想啊,我要走廊位!
Da: 轉去36G啦咁,隔離個中間位又係吉既。
Me: 都好喎,博隔離卡窿先。
Da: 係呀!
Me: ………唉,如果我個胸都可以由B跳到G就好喇。
Da: 你?(冷笑)下世啦!
結論:看來我還是別妄想隆胸了。XD(大誤)
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